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Kid Says "You Too" After Lunch Lady Says "Enjoy Your Meal!" — Still Recovering
A cafeteria moment that will live in infamy
By Kevin · April 24, 2026
On Friday of last week, a student who shall remain anonymous had an incident at the cafeteria. He opted for the pepperoni pizza, a good choice in my opinion, and an orange. When he went to the line where he needed to enter his lunch number, the lunch lady told him to enjoy his meal.
"You too!" he said, without understanding the consequences. He has been in the hospital for 3 days now, and we wish him a steady recovery.
"That was my biggest mistake I have ever made," says the kid. We all hope he recovers soon.